Tonight’s movie is called Hellarious.
A series of 7 stories in one movie an anthology.
Chapter 1. Killer Kart. A killer shopping cart terrorizes the closing crew of a small grocery store.
Everyone screams for like 3 minutes prior to getting attacked by the cart.
The lead guy looking like a potential hero is a middle aged manager guy.. who throws some pro wrestler vibes. Along with the new manager, who’s boyfriend is one of the first victims, so she is pissed.. and screams alot.
It’s cartpocolypse. And the new manager is on duty.
Chapter 2 A Giant rat creature with a crazy claw mouth… alien like even, shows up in a guy’s trailer. Chaos ensues.
Death by doobie.
You know, with rats though.. when You see one…
Chapter 3. Til Death. A death contract for a group of guys who hate being married turns from bad to worse.
They wake up the next morning, and their dead wives are still there. Each bearing their mortal wounds they suffered the night before, The wives seem to be unaware of their new styles and accessories. The men are really sorry when their wives continue to live as if they were never killed.
Chapter 4. Death metal
Grandpa made a deal with Satan. Lars’ dad gives him the guitar grandpa got from the deal. Along with 3 simple rules to follow.
Lars breaks all the rules. The Satan guitar is released to unleash havoc on the local park .
These effects just need to be seen.
This is Death Metal.
Chapter 5 Lunch ladies.
A pair of aspiring professional chefs receive the news that they are going to be Johnny Depp’s personal chefs.
They have to come up with the air fare to get to his event by staying on as lunch ladies at a horrible high school where the kids are mean to them and they are under pressure to create better food.
Finally. One of them snaps and takes out the mean, nasty cheerleader.. with a dirty plunger in the face. This chic had a brown ring on her face.
WWJD what would Johnny do …with the body? Serve it up to the school kids as lunch! This is a serious grinder. “Surprise Friday” lunch smells pretty darn good…
Chapter 6 Bitten. Reverse werewolves. The house pet of a lonely middle-aged lady turns into a man, and runs the streets… and more.
Chapter 7 Born Again.
A shorter story, primarily about a Satanic Birth.
Still funny as hell.
Hellarious on Tubi https://tubitv.com/movies/613836/hellarious
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