We open on what appears to be the same house as part one. As the camera pans, over the ornate banister we see a woman holding a baby, and we hear a car honk its horn. She alerts her husband that “They’re waiting” and they meet a couple downstairs at a car, who takes the baby and leaves. They go inside and see a shadow pass through the upstairs, and look to each other tentatively, “Is it him?” The husband grabs his gun and they wander upstairs. from the shadows and amidst a thunder and lightning crash, a tall old dead cowboy character appears. telling them he wants the skull. The couple deny the presence of a skull, he shoots the husband. The wife tries to escape, he is suddenly in front of her and the screams are heard over the cut shot to the front of the house.
It cuts away to apparently some time later, where a young couple are going into the house. Apparently the house belonged to his family . He was the baby. Then he looks through old family photos and sees his great great grandfather Jesse McLoughlin.
Friends show up and bring Jesse a birthday present celebrating his photo on a magazine cover. Jesse’s girlfriend is apparently working for a record company, and upon hearing their friends band, she calls her boss, played by Bill Maher.
Jesse is checking out more old photos and records. His grandfather discovered the crystal skull and Slim is the partner who fought over the skull with Grandpa Jesse never got it from him. There is another skull.. and he wants to find it. He decides to go look into the grave of his grandfather Jesse figuring he could be buried with it.
They dig up the grave that night , pull the coffin up out of the ground and Jesse pries the coffin open, He pulls back the lid revealing the skull he was searching for. just as he goes to reach for it, an undead hand reaches up and grabs him by the throat. The corpse stands to its full height holding Jesse still.
they work it out and reintroduce Jesse to his grandfather and his grandfather to 1986.
Great grandpa realized he is walking dead looking. The friend lets gramps drive his Spider. they take off wildly and go off to drink under the stars they drive back safe and only crash when they get back, right into the decor on the driveway
This is where Bill Maher shows up. He works with the girlfriend is looking for the new Madonna , hoping Jesse’s friends girl could be their new star. Big record exec guy.
Gramps watches Tv and gets bummed starts talking about back in the the day. Jesse asks about Slim Razor, gramps reveals that he shot Slim in a shootout in the Mojave desert.
They have a big party at the house , a big barbarian shows up and takes the skull. Gramps cant live without the skull, there’s a jungle upstairs now and Jesse has to get the skull back.
They catch up to the barbarian and have a comical fight till some enormous stop motion creature comes along and eats the barbarian.
Then, they have the skull.. until a pterodactyl comes by and takes it, dropping it in its nest
They crash back at the house with the skull and a new friend or so. The puppy worm creature and a baby pterodactyl, who runs through the house with the skull in its mouth.
Bill Maher and friend pop through. Avoiding a run in with the weird guest, Jesse wrestles the sky dino, while Bill Maher and new Madonna are trying to get by his friend to see what the noise is about. pterodactyl in the cabinet, old guy in the basement. They trade baby pterodactyl the skull for a steak and grandpa puts beer in a bottle for the puppy worm. It all works out.
Or does it? There’s still this guy.
the cops were called about the noise and they end up shooting up the house and starting a fire
the pterodactyl, Jesse and puppy worm go out to face the cops
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Bad Old Horror Love 